i have to be the most boring person in the world. this made me giggle.
I snickered at a lot of these.
Well! Dip me in chocolate and call me Sprinkles!
I haven’t fallen off the face of the planet, I promise.
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I’m simultaneously crippled by loneliness and disgusted with other people.
+“But nature is always more subtle, more intricate, more elegant than what we are able to imagine.” - Carl Sagan (The Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark)
- boy:
- girl:
- the boy and the girl do not have a conversation
- love does not exist
- you're going to die some day
Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.
My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:
a) my sister does not have a way with the written word
b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine
I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these
what is wrong with her
I don’t even understand what some of these mean
(things you should know: I am natalie, and her “silkys” are two little silk & velveteen blankets she’s slept with since she was born.)
